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Most Secular: 2,508thLowest Crime Rates: 3,335thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,543rd
The Glorious Peoples Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Moronica for morons!
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Holy Empire of Moronica

Population4.796 billion

CapitalKlutzberg
LeaderEmperor Moe Hailstone the Righteous
FaithAetheism

CurrencyImbecile
AnimalVillage Idiot

The Glorious Peoples Republic of The Holy Empire of Moronica is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Moe Hailstone the Righteous with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.796 billion Morons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Klutzberg. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Moronican economy, worth 655 trillion Imbeciles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 136,663 Imbeciles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies, cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, and one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Holy Empire of Moronica's national animal is the Village Idiot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aetheism.

The Holy Empire of Moronica is ranked 165,065th in the world and 6,376th in Lazarus for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -4.1 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Secular: 2,508thLowest Crime Rates: 3,335thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,543rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,808thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,381stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,895thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,340thBest Weather: 5,731stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,879thHealthiest Citizens: 5,903rdLargest Governments: 6,210thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,466thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,998thMost Developed: 7,037thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,099thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,988thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,166thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,860thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,898thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,246thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,339thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 11,195thMost Authoritarian: 13,252ndMost Subsidized Industry: 13,297thMost Cultured: 13,365thSmartest Citizens: 14,042ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,339thHighest Average Incomes: 16,735thMost Efficient Economies: 20,121st
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Most Secular: 127th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 140th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 179th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 209th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 223rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 268th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 285th in the regionBest Weather: 295th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 308th in the regionLargest Governments: 309th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 314th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 322nd in the regionMost Developed: 341st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 345th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 349th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 388th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 421st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 434th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 438th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 510th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 515th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 529th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 569th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 648th in the regionMost Cultured: 766th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 779th in the region

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