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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 418th Most Influential: 691st Most Secular: 2,436th
The Glorious Peoples Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Moronica for morons!
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Apprentice
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Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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The Holy Empire of Moronica

Population2.375 billion

CapitalKlutzberg
LeaderEmperor Moe Hailstone the Righteous
FaithAetheism

CurrencyImbecile
AnimalVillage Idiot

The Glorious Peoples Republic of The Holy Empire of Moronica is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Moe Hailstone the Righteous with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.375 billion Morons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Klutzberg. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Moronican economy, worth 294 trillion Imbeciles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 124,155 Imbeciles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, weapons are only sold to foreign governments that are legitimate enough to not bounce the cheque, many suspect that the 'Whinny The Plop' children's magazine contains covert criticism of Emperor Moe Hailstone the Righteous, and local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Holy Empire of Moronica's national animal is the Village Idiot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aetheism.

The Holy Empire of Moronica is ranked 104,860th in the world and 4,053rd in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 418thMost Influential: 691stTop
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Most Secular: 2,436thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,763rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,700thLowest Crime Rates: 3,904thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,326thBest Weather: 5,604thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,874thHealthiest Citizens: 6,587thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,819thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,881stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,298thLargest Governments: 7,776thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,370thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 8,681stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,096thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,401stLongest Average Lifespans: 9,522ndMost Developed: 9,618thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,091stMost Advanced Public Education: 10,628thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,247thMost Authoritarian: 12,803rdMost Pacifist: 15,218th
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Most Influential: 19th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 42nd in the regionMost Secular: 63rd in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 91st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 115th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 128th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 130th in the regionBest Weather: 156th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 172nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 172nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 178th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 180th in the regionLargest Governments: 180th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 196th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 208th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 218th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 238th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 240th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 260th in the regionMost Developed: 275th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 278th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 280th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 416th in the regionMost Pacifist: 487th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 490th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 505th in the regionMost Stationary: 526th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 561st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 587th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 588th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 606th in the region

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