|Leader||Emperor Moe Hailstone the Righteous|
The Glorious Peoples Republic of The Holy Empire of Moronica is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Moe Hailstone the Righteous with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.796 billion Morons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Klutzberg. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Moronican economy, worth 655 trillion Imbeciles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 136,663 Imbeciles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies, cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, and one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Holy Empire of Moronica's national animal is the Village Idiot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aetheism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Holy Empire of Moronica was endorsed by The Village Republic of Temmi.
- : The Holy Empire of Moronica was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and Highest Poor Incomes.
- : The Holy Empire of Moronica was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : The Holy Empire of Moronica was endorsed by The Heart of The United Syrian States.
- : Following new legislation in The Holy Empire of Moronica, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.
- : The Holy Empire of Moronica voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Vippertooth33".
- : The Holy Empire of Moronica voted against the World Assembly Resolution " International Transportation Preclearance Act".
- : The Holy Empire of Moronica's influence in Lazarus rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Following new legislation in The Holy Empire of Moronica, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
- : The Holy Empire of Moronica was endorsed by The Kingdom of Caybow.