Population | 19.066 billion |
Capital | Attila's Court |
Leader | Attila |
Faith | Tengriism |
Currency | Horse |
Animal | Gyrfalcon |
The Great Khanate of The Hunnic Empire- is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Attila with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.066 billion Huns are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Attila's Court. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Hunnic economy, worth an astonishing 11,674 trillion Horses a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 612,330 Horses, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,477,718 per year while the poor average 100,870, a ratio of 24.6 to 1.
Authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, well-off serial killers write monthly checks to avoid jail time, and lonely children write fanfiction about absent fathers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Hunnic Empire-'s national animal is the Gyrfalcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tengriism.
The Hunnic Empire- is ranked 9,168th in the world and 187th in the Rejected Realms for Smartest Citizens, with 96.08 quips per hour.
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The Hunnic Empire-, lonely children write fanfiction about absent fathers.
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The Hunnic Empire-, well-off serial killers write monthly checks to avoid jail time.
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The Hunnic Empire-, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward.
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The Hunnic Empire-, the environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up.
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The Hunnic Empire-, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned.
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The Hunnic Empire-, heroes long thought dead are promptly killed upon their return.
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The Hunnic Empire-, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia.
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The Hunnic Empire-, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend.
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The Hunnic Empire-, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone.