The Red Land of The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Red An Actual Fox with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 6.509 billion Wanderers enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of An Taistealaí faoi Thalamh. The average income tax rate is 74.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wandering economy, worth 961 trillion Rais a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 147,709 Rais, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's favourite colour is blue (The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers has found 2 easter eggs), red text rains down on the head of anyone who dares to step out of line (The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers has found 2 easter eggs), Red An Actual Fox's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, and the full weight of the law is being applied against hate speech. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church Of The Holy Peanut.

The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers is ranked 28,901^st in the world and 1,310^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,803.15 on the Societal Mobility Rating.