The Free Land of The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Red An Actual Fox with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 3.364 billion Wanderers enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of An Taistealaí Faoi Thalamh. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wandering economy, worth 473 trillion Rais a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 140,723 Rais, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter Wandering pirates, the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, and the children of The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers's national animal is the Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Church Of The Holy Peanut.

The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers is ranked 23,613^th in the world and 668^th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 567.36993549412 Days.