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Nudest: 633rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,781stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,355th
The Slippery Slope of
Father Knows Best State
To boldly go where no flute has gone before
Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Lucky Flute

Population22.519 billion

CapitalBone Flute City
LeaderSwive
Faitha major religion

CurrencyPiccolo
AnimalFlautist

The Slippery Slope of The Lucky Flute is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Swive with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 22.519 billion Lucky Fluteans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Education, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bone Flute City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.8%.

The very strong Lucky Flutean economy, worth a remarkable 2,859 trillion Piccoloes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 126,972 Piccoloes, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

Cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, and the government has hired out-of-work fashion designers to design purses for men. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Lucky Flute's national animal is the Flautist, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

The Lucky Flute is ranked 131,255th in the world and 3rd in Band Camp for Fattest Citizens, with 9.8 Obesity Rate.

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Nudest: 633rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,781stTop
5%
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,355thMost Armed: 3,738thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,018thHighest Economic Output: 5,213thLargest Populations: 5,650thMost Stationary: 5,817thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,832ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,672ndLargest Black Market: 8,215thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,541stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,132ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,630thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 12,760thMost Influential: 14,270thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,467thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,041stLowest Crime Rates: 15,691stLargest Publishing Industry: 17,829thHighest Average Incomes: 20,850thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,454thSmartest Citizens: 23,276th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Lucky Flute was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : The Lucky Flute was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : The Lucky Flute was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : The Lucky Flute was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : The Lucky Flute was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : The Lucky Flute was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : The Lucky Flute was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead and Most Zombified.
  • : The Lucky Flute was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : The Lucky Flute was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : The Lucky Flute was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.

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