Population | 35.097 billion |
Currency | Walrus Blubber |
Animal | Husky |
The Nomadic Peoples of The Malamutes is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, strictly enforced bedtime, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 35.097 billion Malamutes are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.
The all-consuming a Malamute economy, worth a remarkable 3,728 trillion Walrus Blubbers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 106,220 Walrus Blubbers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 594,408 per year while the poor average 9,433, a ratio of 63.0 to 1.
Drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, and convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. The Malamutes's national animal is the Husky, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
The Malamutes is ranked 6,320th in the world and 2nd in Sapientia for Most Stationary, with 2,913.3665729442 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Malamutes was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
- : The Malamutes was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden and the Top 10% for Largest Mining Sector.
- : The Malamutes was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
- : The Malamutes was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
- : The Malamutes was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided.
- : The Malamutes was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided.
- : The Malamutes's influence in Sapientia fell from "Contender" to "Ambassador".
- : The Malamutes's influence in Sapientia rose from "Ambassador" to "Contender".
- : The Malamutes was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
- : The Malamutes's influence in Sapientia fell from "Contender" to "Ambassador".