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Largest Populations: 2,602ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,183rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,480th
The Nomadic Peoples of
Corporate Police State
If you can't run Big Dogs, you'd better stay home.
Influence
Ambassador
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Malamutes

Population35.097 billion

CurrencyWalrus Blubber
AnimalHusky

The Nomadic Peoples of The Malamutes is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, strictly enforced bedtime, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 35.097 billion Malamutes are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The all-consuming a Malamute economy, worth a remarkable 3,728 trillion Walrus Blubbers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 106,220 Walrus Blubbers, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 594,408 per year while the poor average 9,433, a ratio of 63.0 to 1.

Drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, and convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. The Malamutes's national animal is the Husky, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Malamutes is ranked 6,320th in the world and 2nd in Sapientia for Most Stationary, with 2,913.3665729442 days.

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Largest Populations: 2,602ndTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,183rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,480thHighest Economic Output: 5,304thMost Ignorant Citizens: 5,807thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,130thMost Stationary: 6,320thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,506thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,936thLargest Insurance Industry: 8,810thFattest Citizens: 10,108thMost Armed: 10,214thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,295thMost Avoided: 14,571stTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,076thLargest Gambling Industry: 16,217thMost Primitive: 18,516thMost Pro-Market: 22,784thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,967thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,919thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 24,278thMost Extreme: 24,950thMost Conservative: 26,405thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 26,958thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 27,866th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Malamutes was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : The Malamutes was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden and the Top 10% for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : The Malamutes was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : The Malamutes was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : The Malamutes was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : The Malamutes was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : The Malamutes's influence in Sapientia fell from "Contender" to "Ambassador".
  • : The Malamutes's influence in Sapientia rose from "Ambassador" to "Contender".
  • : The Malamutes was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : The Malamutes's influence in Sapientia fell from "Contender" to "Ambassador".

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