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The Malevolent Misanthropomorphs

Population5.225 billion

LeaderWallace Nussbaum

AnimalCthonic Abomination

The Dictatorship of The Malevolent Misanthropomorphs is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Wallace Nussbaum with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, vat-grown people, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.225 billion Misanthropomorphs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baconburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Malevolent Misanthropomorphsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,634 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 312,858 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

University graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed, and couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Malevolent Misanthropomorphs's national animal is the Cthonic Abomination, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Malevolent Misanthropomorphs is ranked 47,867th in the world and 2nd in The Furry Federation for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 4,059.16 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 225thLargest Retail Industry: 407thMost Secular: 409thMost Corrupt Governments: 627thHighest Disposable Incomes: 769thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 867thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,265thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,328thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,371stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,418thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,716thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,838thHighest Average Incomes: 1,846thTop
Most Avoided: 2,451stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,624thMost Efficient Economies: 2,796thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,843rdLargest Mining Sector: 3,890thLargest Black Market: 4,931stLowest Crime Rates: 4,934thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,428thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,710thLargest Governments: 6,096thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,442ndMost Developed: 7,091stRudest Citizens: 7,440thSmartest Citizens: 8,077thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,186thHighest Economic Output: 10,730thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 12,862ndLongest Average Lifespans: 14,140thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,897thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,409thLargest Insurance Industry: 18,711thMost Stationary: 21,529thMost Conservative: 21,930thMost Authoritarian: 22,101stMost Influential: 22,582nd
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the region

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