The Avuronian Queendom of The Mike Roctafinserland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Scarlet with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory vegetarianism, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.166 billion Roctanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Okusha. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Mike Roctafinserlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,294 trillion Roctanian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 209,923 Roctanian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
Warm coats are the hottest trend, veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon, and lottery winners spend most of their money on security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Mike Roctafinserland's national animal is the neko, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Taraa.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Mike Roctafinserland was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Damsmel.
- : The Mike Roctafinserland was endorsed by The Nomadic Peoples of Borsukia.
- : The Mike Roctafinserland was endorsed by The Crowned Republic of Highton Islands.
- : The Mike Roctafinserland was endorsed by The Dominion of Lower Cotiandur.
- : The Mike Roctafinserland was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Brucklania.
- : The Mike Roctafinserland was endorsed by The Free Land of Newpromisedland.
- : The Mike Roctafinserland was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Schnuftelland.
- : The Mike Roctafinserland was endorsed by The Blue United Commonwealths of Arichia.
- : The Mike Roctafinserland lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in The Mike Roctafinserland, lottery winners spend most of their money on security.
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