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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 247thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 339thLargest Black Market: 1,252nd
The Avuronian Queendom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Hence the Word Progress
Queen Scarlet
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Mike Roctafinserland

Population6.166 billion

LeaderQueen Scarlet

CurrencyRoctanian Dollar

The Avuronian Queendom of The Mike Roctafinserland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Scarlet with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory vegetarianism, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.166 billion Roctanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Okusha. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mike Roctafinserlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,294 trillion Roctanian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 209,923 Roctanian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Warm coats are the hottest trend, veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon, and lottery winners spend most of their money on security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Mike Roctafinserland's national animal is the neko, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Taraa.

The Mike Roctafinserland is ranked 23,784th in the world and 1,578th in The North Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 2,413.67 milliStalins.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 247thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 339thLargest Black Market: 1,252ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,364thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,422ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,827thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,418thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,745thMost Influential: 4,680thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,922ndHighest Average Incomes: 5,590thMost Avoided: 5,612thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,716thLargest Retail Industry: 6,353rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,757thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,080thMost Efficient Economies: 8,193rdMost Advanced Public Education: 8,210thLargest Governments: 9,525thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,340thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,742ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,976thTop
Highest Economic Output: 12,349thMost Developed: 13,285thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,112thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,696thMost Cultured: 18,768thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,499thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,982ndLongest Average Lifespans: 21,339th
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19th in the regionLargest Black Market: 52nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 64th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 65th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 89th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 108th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 194th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 204th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 265th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 299th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 312th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 326th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 333rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 382nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 396th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 402nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 430th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 433rd in the regionLargest Governments: 450th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 525th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 700th in the regionNudest: 750th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 756th in the regionLargest Populations: 829th in the regionMost Cultured: 877th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 953rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 979th in the regionMost Influential: 1,055th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1,082nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,093rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,104th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1,133rd in the region

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