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The New Cordian Empire

Population363 million


AnimalCordian White Wolf

The Empire of The New Cordian Empire is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its aversion to nipples, ban on automobiles, and public floggings. The compassionate, devout population of 363 million Cordians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pavendumsa. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong New Cordian Empirean economy, worth 22.3 trillion cordans a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,450 cordans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, the nation's biggest export is stupidity, and hockey players who drop their gloves discard them on abandoned baseball mitts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The New Cordian Empire's national animal is the Cordian White Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The New Cordian Empire is ranked 126,967th in the world and 4th in New Camelotian States for Most Primitive, scoring -69.67 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Influential: 2,810thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,135thSafest: 6,870thMost Pacifist: 7,490thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,460thNicest Citizens: 10,122ndTop
Healthiest Citizens: 10,648thBest Weather: 12,470thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,036thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,348thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,904thMost Income Equality: 14,099thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,531stMost Inclusive: 19,404thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,441st

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