The United States of The New Trumpland is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 552 million New Trumplandians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trump City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.
The frighteningly efficient New Trumplandian economy, worth 74.1 trillion trumps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 134,271 trumps, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 723,250 per year while the poor average 12,959, a ratio of 55.8 to 1.
Police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom, cooking with water and baking soda is considered patent infringement, corrupt industrial practices are spreading like a plague, and the country is littered with broken homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. The New Trumpland's national animal is the Oompa Loompa, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The New Trumpland, the country is littered with broken homes.
- : Following new legislation in The New Trumpland, corrupt industrial practices are spreading like a plague.
- : Following new legislation in The New Trumpland, cooking with water and baking soda is considered patent infringement.
- : Following new legislation in The New Trumpland, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom.
- : The New Trumpland endorsed The Empire of Imperial Pieserged.
- : Following new legislation in The New Trumpland, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls.
- : The New Trumpland was endorsed by The Empire of Imperial Pieserged.
- : The New Trumpland endorsed The Empire of Sisang.
- : The New Trumpland endorsed The Free Land of Sardona.
- : The New Trumpland was endorsed by The Empire of Sisang.
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