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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,210thFattest Citizens: 2,273rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,475th
The United States of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Making Trump Great Again!
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The New Trumpland

Population552 million

CapitalTrump City

AnimalOompa Loompa

The United States of The New Trumpland is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 552 million New Trumplandians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trump City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.

The frighteningly efficient New Trumplandian economy, worth 74.1 trillion trumps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 134,271 trumps, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 723,250 per year while the poor average 12,959, a ratio of 55.8 to 1.

Police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom, cooking with water and baking soda is considered patent infringement, corrupt industrial practices are spreading like a plague, and the country is littered with broken homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. The New Trumpland's national animal is the Oompa Loompa, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The New Trumpland is ranked 216,981st in the world and 9,856th in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -11.4 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,210thTop
Fattest Citizens: 2,273rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,475thLargest Retail Industry: 2,804thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,833rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,983rdMost Influential: 3,267thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,336thMost Avoided: 3,981stHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,036thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,647thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7,243rdRudest Citizens: 8,398thLargest Mining Sector: 8,576thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,576thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 11,695thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,314thLargest Insurance Industry: 16,949thHighest Average Incomes: 17,730thMost Pro-Market: 17,806thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,928thMost Efficient Economies: 18,984thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19,095thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,243rd
Fattest Citizens: 71st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 95th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 98th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 107th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 114th in the regionMost Avoided: 122nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 139th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 144th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 165th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 308th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 308th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 352nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 368th in the regionRudest Citizens: 413th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 427th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 448th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 610th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 723rd in the regionMost Armed: 732nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 747th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 798th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 841st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 844th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 903rd in the regionMost Influential: 939th in the region

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