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Most Scientifically Advanced: 145thMost Secular: 175thLargest Information Technology Sector: 183rd
The Republic of
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Where religious wackos get executed for treason
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The Peoples Communist Nation of Cyprus

Population8.252 billion



The Republic of The Peoples Communist Nation of Cyprus is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, otherworldly petting zoo, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 8.252 billion Peoples Communist Nation of Cyprusians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyprusia. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Peoples Communist Nation of Cyprusian economy, worth a remarkable 2,611 trillion CPs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 316,456 CPs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, hammer and sickle-wielding space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on, and from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in The Peoples Communist Nation of Cyprus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Peoples Communist Nation of Cyprus's national animal is the Cytopus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Peoples Communist Nation of Cyprus is ranked 206,271st in the world and 8,094th in The East Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.41 Crimes Per Hour.

Most Scientifically Advanced: 145thMost Secular: 175thLargest Information Technology Sector: 183rdSmartest Citizens: 794thHighest Poor Incomes: 794thMost Efficient Economies: 930thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,012thLargest Governments: 1,100thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,121stSafest: 1,312thMost Developed: 1,339thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,574thHighest Average Incomes: 1,649thLowest Crime Rates: 1,713thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,730thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 2,137thMost Inclusive: 2,364thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,540thRudest Citizens: 2,601stMost Advanced Public Education: 3,939thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,055thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,897thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,214thHighest Economic Output: 5,225thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,557thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,620thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,697thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,135thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,259thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,616thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,677thMost Cultured: 12,930thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,208thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,375thMost Stationary: 18,571stLargest Retail Industry: 19,325thMost Influential: 20,695th
Most Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 18th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 19th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 19th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Governments: 24th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 31st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 35th in the regionMost Developed: 35th in the regionSafest: 38th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 39th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 42nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 48th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 65th in the regionRudest Citizens: 65th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 72nd in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 83rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 89th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 91st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 110th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 117th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 135th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 144th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 148th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 158th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 160th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 234th in the regionLargest Populations: 263rd in the regionMost Stationary: 275th in the regionMost Cultured: 336th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 345th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 351st in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 526th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 602nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 647th in the regionNudest: 775th in the region

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