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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,990thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,018thMost Influential: 4,964th
The Democratic Republic of
Corporate Bordello
Hello, Be Safe and Eat Pizza
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Pizza

Population414 million

CapitalPizzan Columbia


The Democratic Republic of The Pizza is a huge, safe nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, avowedly heterosexual populace, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 414 million Pizzans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pizzan Columbia. The average income tax rate is 36.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Pizzan economy, worth 32.3 trillion Francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 78,028 Francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach, public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity, and schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Pizza's national animal is the Elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Pizza is ranked 49,017th in the world and 716th in 10000 Islands for Highest Average Incomes, with 78,028.13 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,990thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,018thMost Influential: 4,964thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,647thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,943rd
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 43rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 52nd in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 120th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 147th in the regionMost Influential: 196th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 201st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 118 » Sovieka, The Pipiles, Kuriko, Krystalveil, Nooooooooooooooo, Valentian Elysium, Wysrod, The Biggles Syndicate, The Soylent Green Party, Yakkandiania, Randopian, Vivolkha, Solarampa, The United States of Marshall, Ignis Cinere, Anisopterra, Creeptopia, The Republic of Osea, Caldorado, The Snake Brotherhood, Ao Kuang, Lower Phlebacite, New Fania, Karlando, Northern Nivaria, Zyrcrestia, Dustwind, Tapperhed, Aspistania, Tangora, Gewisse, Airday, Vill Send, Nilveroe, Drewish, Great Lakartha, Galoamar, Achiotopia, Alen-roshh, Medetas, Isentran, Chocolate Coookies, Kyrizstanislav, Mastodonia, Lamborghini Murcielago, Histerrion, Itic, Evertopia, PYT, Ehrgeizig, and 68 others.Maalemzya, Free Land of Malopolska, Gallifrey Force Units, Rex Republic, Recon Island, Transvolcanic, Xemja, United Kingdom of Selesnia, Haivon, Starrden, United North American Islands, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, Empire of Red, Blavorth, City of Saint Nicolas, Leprechaun Gold, Lite-Brites, AciaciaMont, Nemohsis, Mulia Easamandringordia, Discotheque, Zinzdan, Sastaora, True Mans, Greenmont Federation, Great Ranges, Republic of Karskarovyt, Zog Imperialis, Waitiki, Kachikawawa, KaldDalen, Maddledom, Alleida, Lesbi, Final Universal Order, Point Comfort Colony, Solsevara, Calrad, Dzurvia, Tills, Juiulia, Canthos, Quwoe, The unidet Of life, Zuleit, Republic of Libriano, Kierekiko, Novegia, Hellenic Exusia, Galimania, West Whale, Namakan, Nuremburgia, St Lennys Island, Haxx Isles, Quemfaria, Neojinkotsu, Diahn, United East Republics, Ariree, New Afghanistani states, Islands of Czechia, Athontia, Ascended Union, Vones Monourakal, Lisokyo, Echocrimsonia, and Bortheria.

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