The Democratic Republic of The Pizza is a huge, safe nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, avowedly heterosexual populace, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 414 million Pizzans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pizzan Columbia. The average income tax rate is 36.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Pizzan economy, worth 32.3 trillion Francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 78,028 Francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.
The government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach, public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity, and schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Pizza's national animal is the Elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Pizza was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
- : The Pizza was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Free Las Pinas.
- : The Pizza was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Thedairos.
- : The Pizza was endorsed by The Democratic States of Bortheria.
- : The Pizza was endorsed by The Democratic States of Echocrimsonia.
- : The Pizza voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Forced Blood Sports".
- : Following new legislation in The Pizza, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
- : Following new legislation in The Pizza, public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity.
- : Following new legislation in The Pizza, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach.
- : The Pizza was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Corporate Bordello".
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