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The Plutonian Empire

Population35.274 billion

CapitalPisces Centauri
LeaderEugene Empire


The United Planets of The Plutonian Empire is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Eugene Empire with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 35.274 billion Plutonians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pisces Centauri. The average income tax rate is 89.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Plutonian economy, worth a remarkable 5,768 trillion Plutos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 163,540 Plutos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's mettle is about to be tested, rural Plutonians stare in awe at the bright lights of the big cities, recent events have left citizens both shaken and stirred, and taxpayers cringe whenever someone brings up the Former Antagonist Reparations Treaty. Crime is totally unknown. The Plutonian Empire's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Plutonianism.

The Plutonian Empire is ranked 3,346th in the world and 1st in Pisces Centauri for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 16,545.9 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most Rebellious Youth: 445thMost Cheerful Citizens: 500thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,030thLargest Populations: 1,089thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,245thHighest Economic Output: 1,590thNicest Citizens: 2,030thMost Stationary: 2,169thMost Inclusive: 2,363rdTop
Highest Drug Use: 2,938thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,346thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,686thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,806thSmartest Citizens: 3,930thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,933rdMost Cultured: 3,959thMost Developed: 4,162ndHighest Poor Incomes: 5,275thMost Efficient Economies: 5,738thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,413thLargest Governments: 8,659thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,634thMost Influential: 9,911thNudest: 10,452ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,111thHighest Average Incomes: 11,402ndTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,171stLowest Crime Rates: 15,557thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,843rdMost Corrupt Governments: 17,522ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,612thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,762ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21,481stMost Beautiful Environments: 21,893rd

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