The 18 Cowboys of The Real Ram Ranch is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Grant MacDonald with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.995 billion Cowboys are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ram Ranch. The average income tax rate is 88.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient a Cowboy economy, worth 445 trillion showers a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 223,548 showers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step, it's always rabbit season, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, and the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in The Real Ram Ranch' is a smash hit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Real Ram Ranch's national animal is the Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Ranchanianism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Real Ram Ranch was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens and the Top 10% for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : The Real Ram Ranch was endorsed by The Confederacy of Eastern Cous Empria.
- : Following new legislation in The Real Ram Ranch, the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in The Real Ram Ranch' is a smash hit.
- : Following new legislation in The Real Ram Ranch, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside.
- : Following new legislation in The Real Ram Ranch, it's always rabbit season.
- : Following new legislation in The Real Ram Ranch, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step.
- : Following new legislation in The Real Ram Ranch, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
- : Following new legislation in The Real Ram Ranch, cults that offer eternal life after death to those who follow a self-sacrificing saviour are frowned upon.
- : The Real Ram Ranch endorsed The Federation of Tikariot.
- : The Real Ram Ranch endorsed The Holy Empire of Comfed.
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