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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 596thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 625thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,154th
The Democratic Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Kburin li ahna Maltin
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Republic of Maltaland

Population5.042 billion

LeaderG D Marsan
FaithCatholic Church

CurrencyMalta Euro

The Democratic Republic of The Republic of Maltaland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by G D Marsan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.042 billion The Republics of Maltaland are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Administration, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marsa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Maltese economy, worth 870 trillion Malta Euros a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Woodchip Exports, Retail, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 172,712 Malta Euros, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Thrush hunting institutions, the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame, and major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Republic of Maltaland's national animal is the Thrush, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholic Church.

The Republic of Maltaland is ranked 123,720th in the world and 4,989th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 982.07 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 596thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 625thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,154thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,436thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,441stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,727thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 2,412thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,446thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,542ndLargest Black Market: 2,725thMost Influential: 3,136thMost Avoided: 3,888thLargest Retail Industry: 7,878thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,179thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,828thMost Primitive: 9,384thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,398thMost Efficient Economies: 10,061stHighest Average Incomes: 10,131stLargest Publishing Industry: 10,362ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,517thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 13,238thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,801stMost Secular: 16,880thLargest Governments: 17,771stLowest Crime Rates: 20,233rdHighest Economic Output: 21,683rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,324thLongest Average Lifespans: 23,782nd
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 29th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 39th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 57th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 60th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 94th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 110th in the regionMost Avoided: 122nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 128th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 165th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 337th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 346th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 349th in the regionMost Primitive: 401st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 442nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 459th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 477th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 512th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 516th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 554th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 610th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 701st in the regionMost Secular: 870th in the regionLargest Governments: 892nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 933rd in the regionMost Influential: 943rd in the region

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