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Largest Retail Industry: 4,629th Most Influential: 6,524th Fattest Citizens: 7,957th
The United States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
better to die than be unfree
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The republic of Skyrim

Population657 million

CapitalSolitude

CurrencyPacific
AnimalDragon

The United States of The republic of Skyrim is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 657 million Skyrimians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solitude. The average income tax rate is 40.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Skyrimian economy, worth 65.8 trillion Pacifics a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 100,107 Pacifics, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Parole board directors light up a joint before telling hash-brownie baking grannies that they have to stay behind bars, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed, and the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The republic of Skyrim's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

The republic of Skyrim is ranked 28,284th in the world and 1,412th in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 174.03 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Largest Retail Industry: 4,629thMost Influential: 6,524thFattest Citizens: 7,957thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 11,845thRudest Citizens: 12,894th
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Largest Retail Industry: 217th in the regionFattest Citizens: 276th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 407th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 486th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 666th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 732nd in the regionMost Average: 774th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The republic of Skyrim, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings".
  • : Following new legislation in The republic of Skyrim, murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed.
  • : Following new legislation in The republic of Skyrim, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma.
  • : Following new legislation in The republic of Skyrim, parole board directors light up a joint before telling hash-brownie baking grannies that they have to stay behind bars.
  • : Following new legislation in The republic of Skyrim, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
  • : Following new legislation in The republic of Skyrim, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups.
  • : The republic of Skyrim changed its national currency to "Pacific".
  • : Following new legislation in The republic of Skyrim, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations.
  • : Following new legislation in The republic of Skyrim, citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise.
  • : Following new legislation in The republic of Skyrim, politicians have been known to swim in pools filled with Pacifics.

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