The Rats of The Reunited Yugoslavs is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Eternal Pain with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.615 billion Yugoslavs enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Belgradia. The average income tax rate is 88.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Reunited Yugoslavsian economy, worth 236 trillion Yugoslav Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 146,297 Yugoslav Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast, a sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate, and board shorts have replaced board rooms. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Reunited Yugoslavs's national animal is the Yugoslavian Grey Wolf-Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox Christianity.

The Reunited Yugoslavs is ranked 1,972^nd in the world and 30^th in Europe for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 269.48 Bank.