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Largest Gambling Industry: 82ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 117thMost Avoided: 126th
The Christian Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
Jesus, You alone, You rose from death with the morning
King David
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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The Rouge Christmas State

Population11.907 billion

CapitalXavier Heights
LeaderKing David

CurrencyRoyal Cookie

The Christian Empire of The Rouge Christmas State is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King David with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, smutty television, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 11.907 billion Rogue Christians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Education and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xavier Heights. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Rouge Christmas Statean economy, worth a remarkable 5,198 trillion Royal Cookies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 436,593 Royal Cookies, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, King David's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, aggressive promotion of global warming puts polar bears on thin ice, and reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Rouge Christmas State's national animal is the Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Rouge Christmas State is ranked 512th in the world and 1st in Right to Life for Highest Average Incomes, with 436,593.24 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Gambling Industry: 82ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 117thMost Avoided: 126thFattest Citizens: 130thMost Devout: 133rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 149thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 185thHighest Disposable Incomes: 188thRudest Citizens: 208thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 213thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 239thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 246thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 260thMost Valuable International Artwork: 357thMost Armed: 377thHighest Crime Rates: 378thLargest Mining Sector: 394thLargest Insurance Industry: 430thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 501stHighest Average Incomes: 512thLargest Agricultural Sector: 602ndMost Corrupt Governments: 651stMost Scientifically Advanced: 707thLargest Retail Industry: 716thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 930thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,147thMost Efficient Economies: 1,238thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,539thHighest Economic Output: 1,666thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,030thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,238thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,456thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,120thTop
Smartest Citizens: 10,805thLargest Black Market: 11,137thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,181st
Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 5 » The Eireann WA Delegation, Judah, Under Ledzia, Salty Seadog, and West Monrovia.

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