by Max Barry

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The Salaxalans was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 313
Most Influential: 73rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 156thMost Rebellious Youth: 183rd
The Potato-Poet of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Two potatoes for all!
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
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The Salaxalans

Population16.924 billion

LeaderSvlad Cjelli

AnimalElectric Monk

The Potato-Poet of The Salaxalans is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Svlad Cjelli with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16.924 billion Salaxians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Social Policy, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rime. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Salaxalansian economy, worth a remarkable 4,007 trillion Dirks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 236,821 Dirks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Supervisors in The Salaxalans commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, the prevalence of circular logic frequently renders parliamentary observers dizzy, and the banshee wail foretells skies of death. Crime is totally unknown. The Salaxalans's national animal is the Electric Monk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Chronology.

The Salaxalans is ranked 143,573rd in the world and 214th in Spiritus for Most Pro-Market, scoring 31.67 on the Rand Index.

Most Influential: 73rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 156thMost Rebellious Youth: 183rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 313thMost Cultured: 421stMost Advanced Public Education: 502ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 541stMost Cheerful Citizens: 583rdLargest Publishing Industry: 747thSmartest Citizens: 777thMost Beautiful Environments: 807thHighest Average Tax Rates: 808thLeast Corrupt Governments: 817thMost Pacifist: 862ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 896thMost Developed: 897thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 918thLargest Governments: 959thHealthiest Citizens: 961stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,073rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,155thNicest Citizens: 1,196thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,238thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,400thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,703rdBest Weather: 1,977thTop
Most Stationary: 2,177thSafest: 2,326thHighest Economic Output: 2,619thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,223rdMost Devout: 3,562ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,929thMost Inclusive: 4,997thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,038thLowest Crime Rates: 9,351stLargest Populations: 9,434thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 11,721stMost Efficient Economies: 15,836th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionSafest: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Inclusive: 14th in the regionMost Devout: 15th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 26th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 30th in the region

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