by Max Barry

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The Salaxalans was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 313
Most Influential: 70thMost Valuable International Artwork: 143rdMost Rebellious Youth: 186th
The Potato-Poet of
Left-Leaning College State
Two potatoes for all!
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Salaxalans

Population17.339 billion

LeaderSvlad Cjelli

AnimalElectric Monk

The Potato-Poet of The Salaxalans is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Svlad Cjelli with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, avant-garde cinema, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 17.339 billion Salaxians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Social Policy, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rime. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Salaxalansian economy, worth a remarkable 4,161 trillion Dirks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 240,032 Dirks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows, increasing numbers of children in The Salaxalans have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects, and the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments. Crime is totally unknown. The Salaxalans's national animal is the Electric Monk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Chronology.

The Salaxalans is ranked 156,195th in the world and 223rd in Spiritus for Most Authoritarian, with 465.18 milliStalins.

Most Influential: 70thMost Valuable International Artwork: 143rdMost Rebellious Youth: 186thMost Advanced Public Transport: 315thMost Cultured: 426thMost Advanced Public Education: 496thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 545thMost Cheerful Citizens: 567thLargest Publishing Industry: 720thSmartest Citizens: 773rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 774thMost Beautiful Environments: 806thMost Pacifist: 829thLeast Corrupt Governments: 857thMost Developed: 869thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 879thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 888thLargest Governments: 929thHealthiest Citizens: 943rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,020thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,046thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,183rdNicest Citizens: 1,194thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,645thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,700thBest Weather: 1,992ndMost Stationary: 2,156thSafest: 2,194thTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,542ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,233rdMost Devout: 3,319thHighest Average Incomes: 3,779thMost Inclusive: 4,575thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,929thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,146thLowest Crime Rates: 8,357thLargest Populations: 9,350thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 14,275th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 12th in the regionSafest: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Devout: 13th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 26th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 29th in the region

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