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The Salaxalans was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 313
Most Influential: 56thMost Valuable International Artwork: 112thMost Rebellious Youth: 177th
The Potato-Poet of
New York Times Democracy
Two potatoes for all!
WA Delegate / FA Person
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Salaxalans

Population18.053 billion

LeaderSvlad Cjelli

AnimalElectric Monk

The Potato-Poet of The Salaxalans is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Svlad Cjelli with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 18.053 billion Salaxians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Social Policy, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rime. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Salaxalansian economy, worth a remarkable 4,422 trillion Dirks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 244,979 Dirks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Selfie stick use is a required Scout badge, gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, and politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls. Crime is totally unknown. The Salaxalans's national animal is the Electric Monk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chronology.

The Salaxalans is ranked 229,783rd in the world and 270th in Spiritus for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -14.53 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 56thMost Valuable International Artwork: 112thMost Rebellious Youth: 177thMost Advanced Public Transport: 295thMost Cultured: 430thMost Advanced Public Education: 461stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 482ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 538thLeast Corrupt Governments: 692ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 718thSmartest Citizens: 722ndLargest Publishing Industry: 740thMost Beautiful Environments: 742ndMost Pacifist: 762ndMost Developed: 804thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 810thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 828thLargest Governments: 859thHealthiest Citizens: 872ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 934thLongest Average Lifespans: 945thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,072ndNicest Citizens: 1,083rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,496thBest Weather: 1,635thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,638thSafest: 1,776thMost Stationary: 2,102ndTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,431stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,223rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,622ndMost Inclusive: 4,253rdMost Devout: 4,312thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,346thLowest Crime Rates: 6,694thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,930thLargest Populations: 9,243rdTop
Most Efficient Economies: 12,925thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,014th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionSafest: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 16th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 22nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 24th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 24th in the region

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