The Potato-Poet of The Salaxalans is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Svlad Cjelli with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 18.583 billion Salaxians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Social Policy, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rime. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Salaxalansian economy, worth a remarkable 4,595 trillion Dirks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 247,298 Dirks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Billion-Dirk sentient AI killbots roll through the streets dispensing hot dogs and T-shirts, destitute AIs lurk around online bulletin boards begging for spare Dirks, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, and recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size. Crime is totally unknown. The Salaxalans's national animal is the Electric Monk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chronology.

The Salaxalans is ranked 88,980^th in the world and 107^th in Spiritus for Most Extreme, scoring 20.79 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.