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Largest Mining Sector: 6,287thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,269thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,123rd
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
THiCc Thighs prevent suicides
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The seven great sins

Population413 million

CapitalGreat metropol of Salters Doujins

Currencyducanne
Animalwhite whale

The Dictatorship of The seven great sins is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 413 million seven great sinsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Great metropol of Salters Doujins. The average income tax rate is 55.5%.

The powerhouse seven great sinsian economy, worth 46.7 trillion ducannes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 113,129 ducannes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Property values in suburbs have nosedived after the middle class were forced to live next door to ethnic minorities, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, and sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The seven great sins's national animal is the white whale, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

The seven great sins is ranked 166,613th in the world and 408th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Pro-Market, scoring -58.89 on the Rand Index.

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Largest Mining Sector: 6,287thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,269thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,123rdTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 10,931stMost Avoided: 12,417thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,774thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,915thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,161stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,968thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,251st
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 34th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 36th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 41st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The seven great sins was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in The seven great sins, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
  • : Following new legislation in The seven great sins, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
  • : Following new legislation in The seven great sins, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
  • : Following new legislation in The seven great sins, property values in suburbs have nosedived after the middle class were forced to live next door to ethnic minorities.
  • : Following new legislation in The seven great sins, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers.
  • : The seven great sins's influence in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Following new legislation in The seven great sins, ersatz chicken has left the nation's citizens with a bad taste in their mouths.
  • : Following new legislation in The seven great sins, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • : Following new legislation in The seven great sins, the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers.

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