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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,666thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,884thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,987th
The Divine Valhallan Order of
Iron Fist Consumerists
In the name of our Imperialist Cause, we Fight!
Influence
Superpower
Governor / GM / Game Master
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Silesian Elite

Population13.088 billion

CapitalThe Silesia Capitol
LeaderDer Gottkaiser Aeins von Forbes I
FaithThe Valhallan Order of Der Gottkaiser

CurrencyFOXDIE
AnimalVazahalla

The Divine Valhallan Order of The Silesian Elite is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Der Gottkaiser Aeins von Forbes I with an iron fist, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.088 billion Valhallans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Silesia Capitol. The average income tax rate is 92.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Silesian Elitean economy, worth a remarkable 1,846 trillion FOXDIES a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 141,056 FOXDIES, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

There's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days, refugee camp conversions to The Valhallan Order of Der Gottkaiser are increasingly common, new "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker, and citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Silesian Elite's national animal is the Vazahalla, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Valhallan Order of Der Gottkaiser.

The Silesian Elite is ranked 41,251st in the world and 3rd in Cyterian Treaty Organisation for Most Stationary, with 1,086.66595731112 days.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,666thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,884thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,987thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,177thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,756thLowest Crime Rates: 8,912thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,006thMost Devout: 9,124thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,148thLargest Governments: 11,054thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,348thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,465thMost Developed: 12,661stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,158thLargest Black Market: 13,355thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,579thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,802ndHighest Economic Output: 13,824thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,828thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,488thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,762ndMost Patriotic: 18,161stHighest Poor Incomes: 18,365thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,636thSmartest Citizens: 19,735thHighest Average Incomes: 25,804th

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  • : The Silesian Elite was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : The Silesian Elite was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : The Silesian Elite was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : The Silesian Elite was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : The Silesian Elite was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : The Silesian Elite was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : The Silesian Elite was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : The Silesian Elite was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : The Silesian Elite was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : The Silesian Elite was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.

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