The Not fan of most shipgirls of The Solar Ottomans is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Master Oogway with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The devout population of 6.814 billion sans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of wat. The average income tax rate is 79.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient sans economy, worth 534 trillion lire a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,489 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

High school bands practice by moonlight, imitation is the sincerest form of felony, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, and the government makes bereaved siblings into bereaved orphans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Solar Ottomans's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is meme.

The Solar Ottomans is ranked 20,469^th in the world and 618^th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 2,229.37 on the Societal Mobility Rating.