The Republic of The Solar Ottomans is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Shantae Dogan with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The devout population of 6.043 billion Ottomans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Istanbul. The average income tax rate is 77.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Turk economy, worth 476 trillion lire a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,926 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step, burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine, the canal flows through the land like a twisty turny thing, and the Turk Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Solar Ottomans's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam and Christianity.

The Solar Ottomans is ranked 56,082^nd in the world and 1,705^th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 2,602.75 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.