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Most Inclusive: 537thMost Compassionate Citizens: 546thNicest Citizens: 624th
The Alpine Kingdom of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Better dead than a weeb
Influence
Powerbroker
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Soviet state of Svalbard

Population5.515 billion

CapitalTrondelang
LeaderHRM Rioeste I

CurrencyBC
AnimalNo-anime penguin

The Alpine Kingdom of The Soviet state of Svalbard is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by HRM Rioeste I with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.515 billion Svalbardians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trondelang. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Svalbardian economy, worth a remarkable 1,234 trillion BCS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an amazing 223,779 BCS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, and the government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos. Crime is totally unknown. The Soviet state of Svalbard's national animal is the No-anime penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

The Soviet state of Svalbard is ranked 182,067th in the world and 80th in Northern Utopia for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -25.73 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Most Inclusive: 537thMost Compassionate Citizens: 546thNicest Citizens: 624thMost Advanced Public Education: 640thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 646thMost Pacifist: 922ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 941stSmartest Citizens: 976thMost Developed: 1,036thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,078thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,096thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,108thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,214thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,224thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,261stBest Weather: 1,378thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,381stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,411thMost Efficient Economies: 1,426thHealthiest Citizens: 1,446thLargest Governments: 1,452ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,710thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,808thTop
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Most Secular: 1,888thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,191stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,436thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,516thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,592ndSafest: 2,615thMost Influential: 2,616thMost Cultured: 2,638thLowest Crime Rates: 2,648thHighest Average Incomes: 4,618thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,323rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,507thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,251stTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 9,277thRudest Citizens: 9,776thHighest Economic Output: 12,747thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,458thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,015thMost Stationary: 17,024thMost Income Equality: 17,459th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Income Equality: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Soviet state of Svalbard, the government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos.
  • : Following new legislation in The Soviet state of Svalbard, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
  • : Following new legislation in The Soviet state of Svalbard, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin.
  • : The Soviet state of Svalbard was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in The Soviet state of Svalbard, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
  • : Following new legislation in The Soviet state of Svalbard, Svalbardian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect.
  • : Following new legislation in The Soviet state of Svalbard, primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit.
  • : Following new legislation in The Soviet state of Svalbard, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks.
  • : Following new legislation in The Soviet state of Svalbard, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers.
  • : The Soviet state of Svalbard voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Disease Naming Compact"".

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Endorsements Received: 9 » Grenopia, Nordic Democratic Republic, Cirnezvi, Hurona, Kjanu, AusValia, TashRakwen, Corlenia, and Saudi Isralia.

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