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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,268thMost Influential: 3,703rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,020th
The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
All Shall Bow To The Great Khan
The Great Khan
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Theocracy of Cthulhu

Population3.878 billion

LeaderThe Great Khan


The Empire of The Theocracy of Cthulhu is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Great Khan with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.878 billion Theocracy of Cthulhuans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luxor. The average income tax rate is 64.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Theocracy of Cthulhuan economy, worth 318 trillion Xenus a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,167 Xenus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days, wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, and the fate of the world literally rests on The Great Khan's fingers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Theocracy of Cthulhu's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nordic-Scientology.

The Theocracy of Cthulhu is ranked 153,910th in the world and 5,400th in The East Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 29,087.17 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,268thMost Influential: 3,703rdTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 13,020thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,965thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,518thBest Weather: 22,302ndMost Cultured: 22,325thMost Beautiful Environments: 23,657thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,868thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,939th
Most Influential: 235th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 277th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 336th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 447th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 507th in the regionMost Stationary: 575th in the regionMost Cultured: 650th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 651st in the regionBest Weather: 719th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 722nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 741st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 805th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 820th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 856th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 866th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 870th in the region

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