Population | 8.131 billion |
Capital | Duloc |
Leader | The Supreme Lord Führquaad |
Faith | Führquaad |
Currency | Dulochian Mark |
Animal | Dulochian Imperial Eagle |
The Holy Eternal Empire of The Third Duloch is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by The Supreme Lord Führquaad with an iron fist, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, enslaved workforce, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.131 billion Dulochians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Duloc. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.1%.
The all-consuming Dulochian economy, worth 859 trillion Dulochian Marks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 105,718 Dulochian Marks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 569,449 per year while the poor average 10,203, a ratio of 55.8 to 1.
City workers have declared that rolling markets aren't good for business after all, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, and The Supreme Lord Führquaad is the self-declared God of all The Third Duloch. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. The Third Duloch's national animal is the Dulochian Imperial Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Führquaad.
The Third Duloch is ranked 66,051st in the world and 56th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Stationary, with 731.84565661848 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Third Duloch was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : The Third Duloch was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
- : The Third Duloch was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Infern0, curing 1 million infected.
- : The Third Duloch was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Cursed Burning Legions of Hellslayer, curing 1 million infected.
- : The Third Duloch was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Indril, curing 1 million infected.
- : The Third Duloch was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Infern0, curing 1 million infected.
- : The Third Duloch was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Cursed Burning Legions of Hellslayer, curing 1 million infected.
- : The Third Duloch was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Indril, curing 1 million infected.
- : The Third Duloch was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Infern0, curing 1 million infected.
- : The Third Duloch was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Cursed Burning Legions of Hellslayer, curing 1 million infected.