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Most Valuable International Artwork: 48thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 529thLargest Welfare Programs: 567th
The Civil War Engulfed Nation of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Wealth Through Welfare
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Unified Missourtama States

Population2.234 billion

LeaderCrab King
FaithTrading Card Anti-Laundering Service


The Civil War Engulfed Nation of The Unified Missourtama States is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Crab King with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, prohibition of alcohol, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 2.234 billion Missourtaman are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Furbel. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Missourtaman economy, worth 234 trillion souls a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an impressive 105,008 souls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill, the government builds houses for foreign newcomers, the nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear, and formerly internationally exported goods are now given away for free. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Unified Missourtama States's national animal is the okapi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Trading Card Anti-Laundering Service.

The Unified Missourtama States is ranked 198,758th in the world and 5,582nd in the West Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.73 Crimes Per Hour.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 48thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 529thLargest Welfare Programs: 567thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 655thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 694thMost Influential: 842ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,221stBest Weather: 1,601stMost Pacifist: 1,734thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,985thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,230thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,795thMost Inclusive: 2,947thNicest Citizens: 3,024thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,043rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,271stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,627thHealthiest Citizens: 4,222ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,188thMost Secular: 5,191stMost Developed: 6,052ndLargest Governments: 6,566thLowest Crime Rates: 9,308thTop
Smartest Citizens: 14,480thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,912thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,045thMost Cultured: 17,519thSafest: 20,304th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 12th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23rd in the regionBest Weather: 36th in the regionMost Pacifist: 46th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 49th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 54th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 57th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 63rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 67th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 68th in the regionNicest Citizens: 74th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 77th in the regionMost Inclusive: 77th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 99th in the regionLargest Governments: 124th in the regionMost Developed: 148th in the regionMost Secular: 153rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 193rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 244th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 331st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 357th in the regionMost Cultured: 390th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 431st in the region

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