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The Unified Missourtama States

Population3.407 billion



The Island Conglomerate of The Unified Missourtama States is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by TUMS with an even hand, and renowned for its fear of technology, prohibition of alcohol, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, humorless population of 3.407 billion Missourtaman are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Furbel. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Missourtaman economy, worth 449 trillion souls a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an impressive 131,824 souls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, and burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Unified Missourtama States's national animal is the soulpengird, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

The Unified Missourtama States is ranked 180,001st in the world and 123rd in South Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 50.4 billion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 35thLargest Welfare Programs: 212thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 279thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 279thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 584thBest Weather: 666thMost Pacifist: 791stMost Compassionate Citizens: 977thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,048thMost Inclusive: 1,236thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,261stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,262ndNicest Citizens: 1,408thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,481stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,657thHealthiest Citizens: 1,704thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,841stLargest Governments: 2,904thMost Developed: 3,178thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,837thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,913thSafest: 4,686thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,735thMost Secular: 6,922ndHighest Poor Incomes: 7,860thSmartest Citizens: 8,474thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,639thTop
Most Influential: 15,748thMost Income Equality: 15,804thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,681stHighest Average Incomes: 19,060thMost Efficient Economies: 20,862nd
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionMost Income Equality: 14th in the region

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