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Most Secular: 1,709thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,907thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,942nd
The Federal Zombie Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Kaum buruh semua negeri, bersatulah!
The Supreme Politburo Standing Committee
Civil Rights
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Widely Abused

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The Union of Malaysian Socialists

Population1.787 billion

CapitalKuala Rakyat
LeaderThe Supreme Politburo Standing Committee

CurrencySoviet ringgit
AnimalMalayan tiger

The Federal Zombie Republic of The Union of Malaysian Socialists is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Supreme Politburo Standing Committee with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.787 billion Malaysian Socialists are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kuala Rakyat. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Malaysian economy, worth 300 trillion Soviet ringgits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 167,900 Soviet ringgits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Business is banging at no-tell motels, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, some Malaysian athletes have defected to Blackacre after being denied the chance to compete in international sporting events, and the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Union of Malaysian Socialists's national animal is the Malayan tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Rukunegara.

The Union of Malaysian Socialists is ranked 1,709th in the world and 53rd in The Communist Bloc for Most Secular, with 99.1 Atheism Rate.

Most Secular: 1,709thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,907thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,942ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,008thMost Influential: 2,188thTop
Safest: 2,529thHighest Drug Use: 2,923rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,990thNicest Citizens: 3,165thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,613thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,048thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,166thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,208thMost Inclusive: 4,530thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,709thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,803rdBest Weather: 4,975thMost Developed: 5,384thSmartest Citizens: 5,484thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,499thMost Efficient Economies: 5,602ndMost Beautiful Environments: 5,707thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,770thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,830thLargest Governments: 5,933rdHealthiest Citizens: 6,678thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,034thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,505thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,248thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,423rdLowest Crime Rates: 8,443rdMost Pacifist: 8,671stMost Cultured: 8,732ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,881stNudest: 10,685thHighest Average Incomes: 10,851stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,854thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,095thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,516thMost Income Equality: 14,637thMost Politically Free: 15,650thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,709thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19,838th
Most Politically Free: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 21st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 27th in the regionMost Influential: 41st in the regionNudest: 47th in the regionTop
Safest: 49th in the regionMost Secular: 53rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 55th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 57th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 60th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 60th in the regionMost Extreme: 61st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 65th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 66th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 71st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 74th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 75th in the regionNicest Citizens: 78th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 80th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 83rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 85th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 90th in the regionBest Weather: 91st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 119 » Kethania, Marxmeans, Shamian, Socialist Union of Slavic Republics, Soviet Felines, GreatUnion of Soviet Socialist Republics, Keeglestan, Dynamic Revolution, Ambaniala, Blakkland, Ottomeme, Saint Shepard, Velikarudina, North Fluedan, Illeron, Secutor, Huelistan, Terrapinne, Old Mare, Jacarta, New Soviet States of America, Kergstan, Kitchen Nation, -Gregoria, Pyralspite, United States of Buffaloia, Calusahatchii, New Karov, Dudaev, A Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland, Kolechecka, Soviet Socialist Anglia, Debordan, The New West Country, Theria Han, Luftetia, Virdmar, Socialist United States of Corporations, Crescent Commune, Rubumba, Presentina, Great Galanthia, Youstania Firksnerio, Soli Mac, Arbados Balarascia, Karelianastan, Saorta, Redternetia, Caerebor, Hispania Aeterna, and 69 others.Triado Sym, Drumrum, Bulcingazinchillikavia, Kheshiga, Harthis, Ubertas, The Tarpeian Cliffs, Joe Army, Greater Nitrania, Vulga, East Uyghurstan, ZhongMania, Paeki, Chevodonia, Gramscina, Adoriania, Zaversko, Ostveimar, Vestrik, Green Briar, Parangaba, The Workers Union of Habsburg-Lorraine, Feyrisshire, Westacaucasus, Domona, Saniston, BurningPhoenix, Daiamid, New Plant, Nogorod, Pajonia, Bruzzundunga, The Passerine Islands, The Plebeian States, Maxuus, Kholeg, Imperial Plumbus, Red Zoom, Very Good Nation, Novosyolovsky, Lorgim Lukka, Socialist Proletariat Republics, Garbynia, Radicalania, Reignment, Bananorium, Majdoor, KatfNoPha, Solova, Ganjallia, Lippefess, Western Arizona, Brezzia, Melres e Medas, United States of Stalinia, Arsa, Vilouki, Paleozoa, Fuspiac, Newsun, Socialist Republix, Pro Bey, Sodoran Alesia, Hastita, Itilien, Cinnamon Resort, New Mandoras, Sirijiva, and Lorthanien.

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