The 天主教的毛主义人民共和国 of The United Kindom under Socialist Rule is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by 毛主义共产党 with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.008 billion Maoists love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 新耶路撒冷. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Maoist economy, worth a remarkable 2,168 trillion 共产爱s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 196,992 共产爱s, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans, ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses, and the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The United Kindom under Socialist Rule's national animal is the 猫仔, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is 爱国天主教会.

The United Kindom under Socialist Rule is ranked 138,013^th in the world and 335^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 573.14 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.