The United States of The United Kingdom of Germany is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme King Ledger with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 12.621 billion United Kingdom of Germanyians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Healthcare, with Education, Defense, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 80.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong United Kingdom of Germanyian economy, worth 673 trillion Euros a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 53,341 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Supreme King Ledger's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, and grandiose stage parents insist superyachts and private cinemas are children's basic needs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The United Kingdom of Germany's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The United Kingdom of Germany is ranked 41,192^nd in the world and 2,554^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.21 law-abiding acts per hour.