Population | 3.492 billion |
Capital | Arkhangelsk |
Leader | The Tyrannic Hive Mind of The USK |
Faith | Lovecraftianism |
Currency | tentaculum |
Animal | Neurolictor |
The Tyrannic People's Republic of The United Soviet Kingdoms is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Tyrannic Hive Mind of The USK with a fair hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.492 billion Soviet Kingsdonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arkhangelsk. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Soviet Kingsdonian economy, worth 632 trillion tentaculums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 181,024 tentaculums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Human pie shops continue to receive shipments of meat from Spleeny Rodd's, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, and the nation has declared its intention to "stretch out". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The United Soviet Kingdoms's national animal is the Neurolictor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lovecraftianism.
The United Soviet Kingdoms is ranked 81,638th in the world and 188th in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 592.12397520708 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The United Soviet Kingdoms was endorsed by The United Socialist States of North Goiky.
- : The United Soviet Kingdoms was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : The United Soviet Kingdoms was endorsed by The Free Land of West Irtinaraxiopia.
- : Following new legislation in The United Soviet Kingdoms, the nation has declared its intention to "stretch out".
- : The United Soviet Kingdoms voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Yohannes"".
- : The United Soviet Kingdoms voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
- : The United Soviet Kingdoms was endorsed by The Republic of Eindhoven-Veldhoven.
- : The United Soviet Kingdoms was endorsed by The Social Democracy of Old Corus.
- : The United Soviet Kingdoms was endorsed by The Nomadic Peoples of De Eon.
- : The United Soviet Kingdoms was endorsed by The Pink Holy Lucky of Urali.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 28 » Celedaria, International Socialist Union, Equlainne, Newdenizland, Verdant Groves, Arsa, Oder Crudia, Atlanc, Likhinia, Kethania, International Anarchist Confederation, Democratic Republic of Acember, Verenzia, Pindorama-Brasil, Carrico, Mikustania, Brauengen, Pridneprovye, Libisia, Valoptia, Socialist UwU, Anerchi, Urali, De Eon, Old Corus, Eindhoven-Veldhoven, West Irtinaraxiopia, and North Goiky.