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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,754thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,636thMost Influential: 3,190th
The Tyrannic People's Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
United Through Our Labor
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The United Soviet Kingdoms

Population3.492 billion

CapitalArkhangelsk
LeaderThe Tyrannic Hive Mind of The USK
FaithLovecraftianism

Currencytentaculum
AnimalNeurolictor

The Tyrannic People's Republic of The United Soviet Kingdoms is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Tyrannic Hive Mind of The USK with a fair hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.492 billion Soviet Kingsdonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arkhangelsk. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet Kingsdonian economy, worth 632 trillion tentaculums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 181,024 tentaculums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Human pie shops continue to receive shipments of meat from Spleeny Rodd's, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, and the nation has declared its intention to "stretch out". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The United Soviet Kingdoms's national animal is the Neurolictor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lovecraftianism.

The United Soviet Kingdoms is ranked 81,638th in the world and 188th in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 592.12397520708 days.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,754thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,636thTop
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Most Influential: 3,190thMost Inclusive: 3,674thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,782ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,162ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,197thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,260thNicest Citizens: 4,566thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,593rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,964thHighest Food Quality: 5,164thLargest Governments: 5,175thMost Developed: 5,296thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,589thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,684thSafest: 5,695thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,830thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,026thSmartest Citizens: 6,158thHealthiest Citizens: 6,611thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,142ndMost Advanced Public Education: 7,330thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,688thLowest Crime Rates: 7,836thMost Cultured: 8,060thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,416thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,100thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,417thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,595thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,295thHighest Average Incomes: 13,479thMost Pacifist: 13,773rdTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 15,800thMost Secular: 15,945thBest Weather: 18,599thMost Efficient Economies: 19,019thLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,211thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,770thMost Subsidized Industry: 24,021stLargest Retail Industry: 29,466th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 30th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 55th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 75th in the regionRudest Citizens: 76th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 88th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 90th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 98th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 119th in the regionLargest Governments: 119th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 121st in the regionMost Inclusive: 127th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 127th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 129th in the regionMost Developed: 129th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 132nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 134th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 134th in the regionMost Cultured: 135th in the region

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