by Max Barry

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Rudest Citizens: 3,709thMost Influential: 5,384thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,867th
The Federal Republic of
Corporate Bordello
E Pluribus Unum
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The United States of Panamerica

Population756 million

CapitalWashington DC

CurrencyUnited States Dollar $
AnimalBald Eagle

The Federal Republic of The United States of Panamerica is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 756 million Americans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.2%.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth 90.6 trillion United States Dollar $s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 119,829 United States Dollar $s, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 556,709 per year while the poor average 15,500, a ratio of 35.9 to 1.

Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues, even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, and an enormous health awareness programme is underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The United States of Panamerica's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

The United States of Panamerica is ranked 139,197th in the world and 4,643rd in the West Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 82.21 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Rudest Citizens: 3,709thMost Influential: 5,384thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,867thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,962ndFattest Citizens: 7,063rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,317thLargest Retail Industry: 8,238thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,155thTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 11,147thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,027thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,438thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,524thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,734thMost Avoided: 15,324thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,064thMost Efficient Economies: 18,524thMost Pro-Market: 18,977th
Rudest Citizens: 108th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 118th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 127th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 130th in the regionFattest Citizens: 146th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 203rd in the regionMost Influential: 216th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 248th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 259th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 270th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 276th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 299th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 299th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 306th in the regionMost Avoided: 319th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 354th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 447th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 484th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 497th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 510th in the regionMost Developed: 516th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 529th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 591st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 626th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 631st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 639th in the region

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