|Leader||President Adrian Fenty|
The Founder of The United Tribes is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Adrian Fenty with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 14.757 billion Buffins are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Buffin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Buffish economy, worth a remarkable 5,379 trillion talloids a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 364,559 talloids, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.
President Adrian Fenty's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice, nobody draws smiley faces on receipts anymore, and feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary. Crime is totally unknown. The United Tribes's national animal is the Mountain Panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Rastafari.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The United Tribes endorsed The Ｓａｋｕｒａ Ｓｔａｔｅ 温蒸ニ of Kemonomica.
- : The United Tribes granted Executive, Border Control, Embassies, and Polls authority to the WA Delegate The United States of Zygoltiana in The Alterran Republic.
- : The United Tribes was endorsed by The Ｓａｋｕｒａ Ｓｔａｔｅ 温蒸ニ of Kemonomica.
- : The United Tribes lodged a message on the The Alterran Republic Regional Message Board.
- : The United Tribes was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
- : The United Tribes appointed The Republic of Republicy as RP Minister with authority over Appearance, Communications, and Polls in The Alterran Republic.
- : The United Tribes appointed The People's Republic of Caifu as Judicial Minister with authority over Appearance, Border Control, Communications, and Embassies in The Alterran Republic.
- : The United Tribes appointed The Orthodox Dominion of Sluporia as Vice Chancellor with authority over Appearance, Border Control, Communications, Embassies, and Polls in The Alterran Republic.
- : Following new legislation in The United Tribes, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary.
- : Following new legislation in The United Tribes, nobody draws smiley faces on receipts anymore.