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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 237thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 492ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 525th
The Allied Conglomerates of
Corporate Police State
Insert Latin Phrase Here
the Executive Committee
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Yeetusa

Population3.369 billion

CapitalTelmania
Leaderthe Executive Committee

CurrencyYeetusan Credit
AnimalYeetusa Crocodile

The Allied Conglomerates of The Yeetusa is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by the Executive Committee with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.369 billion Yeetusans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Environment isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Telmania. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Yeetusan economy, worth 874 trillion Yeetusan Credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an amazing 259,505 Yeetusan Credits, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site, it is said that a Yeetusan woman's work is never done, sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon, and women mime their gynaecological symptoms with hand-puppets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Yeetusa's national animal is the Yeetusa Crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

The Yeetusa is ranked 57,050th in the world and 82nd in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 7.06 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 237thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 492ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 525thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 721stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 761stMost Corrupt Governments: 804thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,157thMost Avoided: 1,184thTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,708thMost Influential: 2,856thHighest Average Incomes: 3,164thRudest Citizens: 3,449thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,635thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,256thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,278thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,234thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,983rdNudest: 7,561stMost Efficient Economies: 7,885thLargest Governments: 8,658thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,478thMost Secular: 11,702ndTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 13,517thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,614thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,563rdHighest Economic Output: 21,597thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,742ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,789th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionMost Avoided: 12th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionNudest: 18th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 19th in the regionMost Influential: 20th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 20th in the regionLargest Black Market: 24th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 25th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 27th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Yeetusa was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Indus Raj.
  • : The Yeetusa changed its national motto to "Insert Latin Phrase Here".
  • : Following new legislation in The Yeetusa, women mime their gynaecological symptoms with hand-puppets.
  • : Following new legislation in The Yeetusa, sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon.
  • : Following new legislation in The Yeetusa, it is said that a Yeetusan woman's work is never done.
  • : Following new legislation in The Yeetusa, returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site.
  • : Following new legislation in The Yeetusa, the country is littered with broken homes.
  • : The Yeetusa was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Corporate Police State".
  • : The Yeetusa was endorsed by The Empire of Sakuras.
  • : The Yeetusa was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Kelibrastan.

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