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The Allied Conglomerates of The Yeetusa is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by the Executive Committee with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.369 billion Yeetusans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The medium-sized, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Environment isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Telmania. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Yeetusan economy, worth 874 trillion Yeetusan Credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an amazing 259,505 Yeetusan Credits, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.
Returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site, it is said that a Yeetusan woman's work is never done, sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon, and women mime their gynaecological symptoms with hand-puppets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Yeetusa's national animal is the Yeetusa Crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Yeetusa was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Indus Raj.
- : The Yeetusa changed its national motto to "Insert Latin Phrase Here".
- : Following new legislation in The Yeetusa, women mime their gynaecological symptoms with hand-puppets.
- : Following new legislation in The Yeetusa, sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon.
- : Following new legislation in The Yeetusa, it is said that a Yeetusan woman's work is never done.
- : Following new legislation in The Yeetusa, returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site.
- : Following new legislation in The Yeetusa, the country is littered with broken homes.
- : The Yeetusa was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Corporate Police State".
- : The Yeetusa was endorsed by The Empire of Sakuras.
- : The Yeetusa was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Kelibrastan.
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