by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,945th Most Influential: 3,573rd Most Pacifist: 9,197th
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Theed Swithe

Population2.321 billion

FaithGraeco-Roman Paganism


The Holy Empire of Theed Swithe is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Vesta with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 2.321 billion Theed Switheans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blaireau. The average income tax rate is 73.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Theed Swithean economy, worth 150 trillion Drachmas a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 64,853 Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, thousands of cute furry kittens are trampling everything in their path (Theed Swithe has found 1 easter egg), and a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Theed Swithe's national animal is the Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Graeco-Roman Paganism.

Theed Swithe is ranked 32,548th in the world and 616th in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 398.6729740158 Days.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,945thMost Influential: 3,573rdTop
Most Pacifist: 9,197thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,401stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,764thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,831stNicest Citizens: 12,281stBest Weather: 12,390thMost Inclusive: 12,643rdSafest: 13,732ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,849th
Largest Welfare Programs: 223rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 264th in the regionMost Pacifist: 266th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 280th in the regionMost Influential: 285th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 307th in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 346th in the regionBest Weather: 352nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 357th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 358th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 372nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 437th in the regionSafest: 438th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 448th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 450th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 482nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 498th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 527th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 578th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 585th in the regionMost Stationary: 619th in the region

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