The MadMadMad of TheLandOfMadMadMad is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Madman with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.021 billion Madians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Madian City. The average income tax rate is 21.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Mad economy, worth 109 trillion Madian Faces a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,102 Madian Faces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People can get away with murder these days, vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres, even the most lowly council pen-pusher has the same political power as a senior minister, and Madness has been named as TheLandOfMadMadMad's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. TheLandOfMadMadMad's national animal is the Madman, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Madness.

TheLandOfMadMadMad is ranked 118,122^nd in the world and 538^th in The Funian Puppet Region for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.91 law-abiding acts per hour.