by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,361st Most Armed: 5,049th Most Authoritarian: 7,747th
The Pastafarian Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
We are one Empire, under the Flying Spaghetti Monster
His Imperial Noodliness ME
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Theta Xi Nation

Population1.35 billion

CapitalTheta Xi Beta Nu Bunker
LeaderHis Imperial Noodliness ME


The Pastafarian Empire of Theta Xi Nation is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by His Imperial Noodliness ME with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory vegetarianism, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.35 billion Theta Xi Nationians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Theta Xi Beta Nu Bunker. The average income tax rate is 47.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Theta Xi Nationian economy, worth 101 trillion Drachmas a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 74,994 Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police, everyone apparently sends His Imperial Noodliness ME hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child, and contestants on Theta Xi Nation's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Theta Xi Nation's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Theta Xi Nation is ranked 140,877th in the world and 5,513th in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 48.52 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,361stMost Armed: 5,049thMost Authoritarian: 7,747thTop
Most Conservative: 9,211thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,621stMost Corrupt Governments: 10,120thMost Influential: 11,419thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,852ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,276thLargest Black Market: 16,734th
Most Armed: 100th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 211th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 222nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 239th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 260th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 312th in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 340th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 358th in the regionMost Conservative: 432nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 552nd in the regionMost Devout: 575th in the regionMost Influential: 613th in the regionMost Extreme: 631st in the region

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