The Republican Territories of TheThanksgiving Turkey is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mary Trump with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, rampant corporate plagiarism, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 31.443 billion TheThanksgiving Turkeyians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Orleans. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.1%.

The thriving TheThanksgiving Turkeyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,701 trillion basters a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. Average income is 54,108 basters, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 159,184 per year while the poor average 14,482, a ratio of 11.0 to 1.

Religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network, Bokononism has been named as TheThanksgiving Turkey's national religion, and Mary Trump has just been declared ruler of TheThanksgiving Turkey in an international press conference. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TheThanksgiving Turkey's national animal is the turkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bokononism.

TheThanksgiving Turkey is ranked 197,781^st in the world and 118^th in Right to Life for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.88 law-abiding acts per hour.