The Castellan Empire of Thialrer is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Castellan Emperor Arrow Knight with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 1.63 billion Thialrens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trajann City. The average income tax rate is 76.0%.

The thriving Thialren economy, worth 120 trillion thelris a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Trout Farming. Average income is 73,853 thelris, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, former arms manufacturing CEOs are now delivering food for minimum wage, workers have their fruitcake and eat it too, and refugees from other nations are flocking to Thialrer's border. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thialrer's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Thialrer is ranked 46,142^nd in the world and 4^th in 1st Epitome United for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 3.18 Bank.