Population | 10.727 billion |
Capital | Kuat |
Leader | Adolf Trump |
Faith | None |
Currency | Imperial Credit |
Animal | Jade Wolf |
The Armed Republic of Third League of New Kent is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Adolf Trump with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.727 billion Third League of New Kentians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kuat. The average income tax rate is 85.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Third League of New Kentian economy, worth a remarkable 1,740 trillion Imperial Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 162,285 Imperial Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, both criminals and civilians are DOA, and online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for Third League of New Kent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Third League of New Kent's national animal is the Jade Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.
Third League of New Kent is ranked 180,490th in the world and 3rd in The Ragnarok system for Most Stationary, with 76.81499944948 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Third League of New Kent, online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for Third League of New Kent.
- : Following new legislation in Third League of New Kent, both criminals and civilians are DOA.
- : Following new legislation in Third League of New Kent, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence.
- : Following new legislation in Third League of New Kent, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging.
- : Following new legislation in Third League of New Kent, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security.
- : Third League of New Kent's influence in The Ragnarok system rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
- : Third League of New Kent's influence in The Ragnarok system fell from "Power" to "Powerbroker".
- : Following new legislation in Third League of New Kent, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume.
- : Third League of New Kent's influence in The Ragnarok system rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
- : Third League of New Kent's influence in The Ragnarok system rose from "Negotiator" to "Powerbroker".