The Folklore of This is me trying is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, strictly enforced bedtime, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.355 billion This is me tryingians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 30.9%.

The all-consuming This is me tryingian economy, worth 654 trillion francs a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,958 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

A positive pregnancy test doubles as a visa, many marriages go virtually unconsummated, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, and biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. This is me trying's national animal is the porpoise.

This is me trying is ranked 96,994^th in the world and 406^th in Stereo Hearts for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.24 law-abiding acts per hour.