Population | 23.68 billion |
Capital | Colonia |
Leader | the Lord Mayor |
Currency | Taler |
Animal | Flönz |
The Imperial Free City of Tillania is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by the Lord Mayor with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 23.68 billion Tillanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Colonia. The average income tax rate is 80.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Tillanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,645 trillion Talers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 153,934 Talers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
One does not simply walk into the tundra, The Lord Mayor steals from the rich and gives to the needy, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, and sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tillania's national animal is the Flönz, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Tillania is ranked 4,674th in the world and 3rd in The Atheist Empire for Most Stationary, with 3,337.66453056 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Tillania, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.
- : Following new legislation in Tillania, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters.
- : Following new legislation in Tillania, The Lord Mayor steals from the rich and gives to the needy.
- : Following new legislation in Tillania, one does not simply walk into the tundra.
- : Following new legislation in Tillania, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams.
- : Following new legislation in Tillania, the children of Tillania are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
- : Tillania lodged a message on the The Atheist Empire Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Tillania, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them.
- : Following new legislation in Tillania, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
- : Following new legislation in Tillania, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.