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Healthiest Citizens: 3rdLongest Average Lifespans: 5thMost Beautiful Environments: 6th
The Fielzão of
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Timao

Population35.854 billion

CapitalItaquerão
LeaderFofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto
FaithCoringão

CurrencyFifa Club World Cup
AnimalGavião

The Fielzão of Timao is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, state-planned economy, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 35.854 billion Corinthians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itaquerão. The income tax rate is 100%.

The Timaoan economy, worth a remarkable 9,553 trillion Fifa Club World Cups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an amazing 266,469 Fifa Club World Cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Small towns have started burning historical buildings in hopes of attracting tourists, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery, disgruntled jocks are forced to play tetris for entertainment, and taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy. Crime is totally unknown. Timao's national animal is the Gavião, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Coringão.

Timao is ranked 7th in the world and 1st in The Proletariat Coalition for Best Weather, with 4,561 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Healthiest Citizens: 3rdLongest Average Lifespans: 5thMost Beautiful Environments: 6thBest Weather: 7thNicest Citizens: 8thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9thMost Pacifist: 10thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13thSmartest Citizens: 19thMost Rebellious Youth: 20thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 21stHighest Average Tax Rates: 34thMost Advanced Public Education: 38thMost Inclusive: 39thMost Valuable International Artwork: 39thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 60thLargest Welfare Programs: 63rdMost Cultured: 68thMost Advanced Public Transport: 70thLargest Governments: 87thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 98thLeast Corrupt Governments: 98thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 155thMost Stationary: 232ndSafest: 395thMost Scientifically Advanced: 409thHighest Economic Output: 533rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 824thLargest Populations: 1,027thLowest Crime Rates: 1,379thMost Influential: 1,642ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,740thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,941stMost Secular: 6,859thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13,810thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,124thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,702ndMost Developed: 23,138th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Timao, taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, disgruntled jocks are forced to play tetris for entertainment.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, small towns have started burning historical buildings in hopes of attracting tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, refugees from other nations are flocking to Timao's border.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, it turns out you can teach cats new tricks.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge.
  • : Timao was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry, Highest Wealthy Incomes, and Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, real chickens replace rooster weather vanes on inner-city rooftop gardens.

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