The Fielzão of Timao is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 44.063 billion Corinthians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itaquerão. The income tax rate is 100%.

The strong Timaoan economy, worth an astonishing 16,809 trillion Fifa Club World Cups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an amazing 381,479 Fifa Club World Cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children grow up believing the sun to be a myth, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, airplane passenger seat sizes and ticket prices are both first-class, and citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'. Crime is totally unknown. Timao's national animal is the Gavião, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Coringão.

Timao is ranked 212,052^nd in the world and 2^nd in The Proletariat Coalition for Largest Black Market, with 376 billion Standard Monetary Units.