The Fielzão of Timao is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, state-planned economy, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 35.854 billion Corinthians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itaquerão. The income tax rate is 100%.

The Timaoan economy, worth a remarkable 9,553 trillion Fifa Club World Cups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an amazing 266,469 Fifa Club World Cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Small towns have started burning historical buildings in hopes of attracting tourists, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery, disgruntled jocks are forced to play tetris for entertainment, and taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy. Crime is totally unknown. Timao's national animal is the Gavião, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Coringão.

Timao is ranked 7^th in the world and 1^st in The Proletariat Coalition for Best Weather, with 4,561 Meters Of Sunlight.