by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 337thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 661stMost Influential: 1,171st
The Commonwealth of
Left-wing Utopia
Laborate pro sapientia et salute
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population619 million


AnimalBrown Owl

The Commonwealth of Timothea is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 619 million Timotheans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flaviora. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Timothean economy, worth 59.2 trillion Timoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 95,590 Timoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Leader to meetings with foreign heads of state, and arbitration is mightier than the sword. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Timothea's national animal is the Brown Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Timothea is ranked 183,258th in the world and 7,987th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -200.55 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 337thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 661stMost Influential: 1,171stTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 2,091stMost Pacifist: 4,152ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,446thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,630thSafest: 5,460thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,107thNicest Citizens: 6,503rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,904thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,945thBest Weather: 7,001stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,291stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,663rdMost Inclusive: 7,925thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,417thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,760thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,245thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,706thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,038thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 10,585thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,212thHealthiest Citizens: 12,380thMost Income Equality: 13,109thLargest Governments: 13,809thLowest Crime Rates: 14,485thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,018thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,766thSmartest Citizens: 17,004thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,364thHighest Drug Use: 19,318th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 38th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 99th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 168th in the regionMost Pacifist: 249th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 261st in the regionSafest: 299th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 303rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 316th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 358th in the regionNicest Citizens: 373rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 376th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 379th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 382nd in the regionBest Weather: 392nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 406th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 412th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 469th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 471st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 473rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 478th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 487th in the regionNudest: 548th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 563rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 580th in the regionMost Income Equality: 597th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 617th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 658th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 664th in the regionLargest Governments: 674th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 727th in the regionMost Politically Free: 763rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 829th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 877th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 883rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Timothea was endorsed by The Borderlands of Unsophisticate.
  • : Timothea endorsed The Confederacy of Magna Banitia.
  • : Timothea voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Nuremgard".
  • : Following new legislation in Timothea, arbitration is mightier than the sword.
  • : Following new legislation in Timothea, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Leader to meetings with foreign heads of state.
  • : Timothea was endorsed by The Confederacy of Magna Banitia.
  • : Following new legislation in Timothea, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
  • : Following new legislation in Timothea, explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase.
  • : Timothea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans and the Top 10% for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Timothea, government employees from Timothea dominate international lumberjack competitions.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 322 » Shibutani, Territorio di Nessuno, Corfad, Noahs Second Country, Guer Aike, Pallaith, El Fiji Grande, Frances Francis the First of France, McMasterdonia, Dakota Territories, Siwale, Hopsin, New Lakemba, 1 very fast endotarter, Hamerica, Zzozona, Fauzjhia, Saperisole, Arimbia, Solcius, Wilkshire, Praeceps, Advancia-Sizzletown, Kargestan, Aurelia I, Dabarastan, Asoc lon, Freyford, Yokciq Empire, Eraver, Seenvorland, Prydania, The Endless Eventide, Fayyayid, Wadisa, Karlinagrad, Pazair, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Navsland, Anungu, Marinxa, United Federation of Technocrats, Ihese, Notyoutopia, Ethnon, Fendlium, The Serdey Islands, Antworship, KhalChicken, Chukstik Illahi, and 272 others.Craams Mal, Vexilia, Amblegreserland, Xatin, Xyrron, Dopeland420, Aeurithianar, European Nutella, SpiLial, A Ordem do Caos, The Kingdom and Realm of Anubis, Dreadton, Gilakistan, Harveney, Avemterra, Sundred, Protonfield, Planes, Iceland People, The Discipled, Holy Oranz, Olofin, Jaemir, Paul Pasch, Solmetria, Staniel, Greater New America, Eschatosia, The Rhein States, The Greylands, Terban Kedah, Manticore utopia, Eywaan, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Yellops, Walter Jackson, Saint Lucas And Lower Nielto, Daiz, Miragnac, Irishvan, Fascist Democracy, Batatoland Empire, Aoncarpa, Smesh, Dar es Saalam, Grieslhiem, East Supple Lund, TJUN-ia, Koda-Land, The Jerichowan Country, Zaeli, Newpromisedland, Cartero, The Windmilluminati, Azzarel, Gabeville, Sikol, Interdimensional Zone, Xagill, Westinor, Great Bights Mum, The Most Freedom Ever, Texas States, Miamington, Empy, Xentherida, LostLegion, VietAnhland, Omnistria, The Sinclarian Provinces, Qetrela, Sattelbach, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Termathe, Malta Comino Gozo, Sunto, Drutopia Insomnia, The Turkish workers of Europe, Moose repupblic, Ivy Rekkia, Tribal state of Charelis, Singamadri, Yaorozu, PotatoFarmers, Yeochon, Sile Maungistan, Pleroma Sans Romans, Conservative State of Poland, Yalgora, Zecit, Fel Imass, Nationeer, Bushkrub, Artemis Selene, Ver Testua, Ivernary, U S Eh, The Pantheons, North Bratislava, Sil Dorsett, SORT, SherpDaWerp in TNP, Eastern Auroria, United States of Medford, Riversedge, The Calabash Protectorate, Palmasas, Aetulia, Korovan Isles, Gautania, Illusia and Neverendia, Aleavia, Eurasian Foederatio, Zokk, Free Culture, Memenaide, Preble, Respublic of corusant, Altivia, Sea Ghost, Necromonia, Valentine Z, Aeolist, David Davidson, I Like Killing people, The Iron Lions, Upper Britain, Arlens Apartment, Montinario, Greater Nattlecreniaxia, Esplandia, Disunited Earth, Wisconsota, Valhalla123, Godwanna, Trance Empire, VictorH, Frieszia, Vernest Quill, TyGerria, Cobleck Weleis, Frostcell, North Novkia, Immenium, Votak Matim, Tazagiv, Integriata, Volstokn, The Bureaucratic Territories, New Jamgra, Neo Colorado, Grue, Democratie, The New Communist Republic Of States, Quentiam Viventem, Reission, Varisland, The English Alliance, Vesuva, Bengal Empir, North Armatas, Panama Coalition, Rad Lads, New Avian, Itallitopia, The Tampa Bay Rays, Partax, Selfgradatude, Libertania Democratica, Australian Socialist Commonwealths, West Hamburg, United Island States of Southeast Asia, Fredericksborg, Central Ryal, Former English Colony, Novatros, Cors Evia, Abonland, Phoronu, Carlinland, Fluffy Noodles, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Guepo, Kranostav, Kocherian, Unshleepd, El Emayo, Wineclaw, Simone Republic, Clan Spaniel, Zumlandia, Mimia, Ihsan, Sevinland, Innocentic, Seanat, Fizban, Lucedeia, Brucklania, Plangainer, Arichia, Schnuftelland, Joodey, Abject Ludicrosity, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Serendipita Martia, Caselpania, Florida Palms, Colonies of Free Temeria, Zimmerdachen, Minuda, Lemonbiscuits, Solskjar, Palisede, Zeternia, Highton Islands, Damsmel, Nouvelle-Floride, Unimaginable Doom, Shadowrik, Tikariot, Nistriabar, Madjack, Ravendi, Principia Mathematica, Xipher, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, Kragsgale, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, United Kahndaq, Andexia, Maclare, Ultra777, Wit Noreis, Buckhem, Moubarakistan, Napnomadia, Eastern Cous Empria, Etanur, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Heilhum Imperius, WeKnow, Vincone Cae, Neu-Galicia, Paverium, Runeda, Vathnutum, Draconian Progression, Harjad, Sciency Advancement, Therizia, McDonaldsland, Aerilia, Cosmosplosion, Cretox State, Morover, Pleasuretown, Jestings, Chips and Guac, Glanst, Comfed, Amprak, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Lulubellia, Elvoreto, Outer Shenendoah, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Rozarus, Hardscrabble, Magna Banitia, and Unsophisticate.

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