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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 458thMost Influential: 761stLargest Welfare Programs: 2,247th
The Commonwealth of
Left-wing Utopia
Laborate pro sapientia et salute
Timon de Flavius
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Population2.131 billion

LeaderTimon de Flavius

AnimalBrown Owl

The Commonwealth of Timothea is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Timon de Flavius with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, soft-spoken computers, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.131 billion Timotheans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flaviora. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Timothean economy, worth 228 trillion Timoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 107,015 Timoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, and the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Timothea's national animal is the Brown Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Timism.

Timothea is ranked 232,164th in the world and 8,706th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -320.15 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 458thMost Influential: 761stLargest Welfare Programs: 2,247thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,141stMost Pacifist: 3,624thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,794thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,334thNicest Citizens: 4,694thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,783rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,033rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,102ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,381stBest Weather: 5,646thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,969thSafest: 6,100thMost Inclusive: 6,110thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,122ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,161stHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,541stLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,604thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,795thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,277thMost Developed: 9,007thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,650thLargest Governments: 10,672ndLongest Average Lifespans: 11,087thTop
Smartest Citizens: 12,439thMost Secular: 13,199thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,368thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,349thHealthiest Citizens: 16,587thMost Cultured: 17,816thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18,282ndLowest Crime Rates: 18,716thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,968thMost Efficient Economies: 19,798thHighest Drug Use: 22,664thMost Income Equality: 23,236thMost Politically Free: 23,720th
Largest Welfare Programs: 108th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 129th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 196th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 221st in the regionMost Pacifist: 221st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 241st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 250th in the regionNicest Citizens: 277th in the regionMost Influential: 279th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 279th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 302nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 317th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 332nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 336th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 341st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 342nd in the regionBest Weather: 344th in the regionSafest: 352nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 371st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 385th in the regionMost Inclusive: 387th in the regionMost Politically Free: 427th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 479th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 498th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 519th in the regionMost Developed: 548th in the regionLargest Governments: 550th in the regionNudest: 568th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 594th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 665th in the regionMost Secular: 671st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 680th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 806th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 820th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 853rd in the regionMost Cultured: 913th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 920th in the region

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