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Nudest: 178thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,622ndSafest: 5,046th
The Free Land of
Left-wing Utopia
C'est tiguidou!
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Excessive

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Tintamarre

Population11.505 billion

CapitalCharlesville

Currencypiastre
Animalcastor

The Free Land of Tintamarre is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its enforced nudity, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 11.505 billion Tintamarriens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Charlesville. The average income tax rate is 76.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Tintamarrien economy, worth 422 trillion piastres a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,761 piastres, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation, alcoholism is the newest import from Dàguó, people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size, and courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Tintamarriens. Crime is totally unknown. Tintamarre's national animal is the castor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tintamarre is ranked 189,926th in the world and 17th in The Maritimes for Most Primitive, scoring -95.38 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Top
1%
Nudest: 178thTop
5%
Least Corrupt Governments: 2,622ndSafest: 5,046thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,415thMost Pacifist: 6,737thMost Income Equality: 7,073rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,604thMost Cultured: 12,022ndTop
10%
Largest Publishing Industry: 12,379thSmartest Citizens: 15,368thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,555thMost Politically Free: 17,358thMost Secular: 19,307thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,867thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,020thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,286th
Top
5%
Most Politically Free: 2nd in the regionTop
10%
Most Income Equality: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tintamarre's influence in The Maritimes rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Tintamarre was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Tintamarre was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Tintamarre was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Tintamarre's influence in The Maritimes rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Tintamarre was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified.
  • : Tintamarre was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead and Most Zombies.
  • : Tintamarre was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Tintamarre was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Tintamarre was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.

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