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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 995thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,023rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,063rd
The Free Land of
Anarchy
Hinter dem Wilden Wald kommt die weite Welt.
Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Tintenherz

Population37.471 billion

CapitalDunkelheit

Currencybook
Animalmartin

The Free Land of Tintenherz is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, rampant corporate plagiarism, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 37.471 billion Tintenherzians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Education, although Industry, Social Policy, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dunkelheit. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Tintenherzian economy, worth a remarkable 6,809 trillion books a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 181,715 books, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,552,590 per year while the poor average 3,706, a ratio of 418 to 1.

The national security service are a bunch of crooks, the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment, meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions, and the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Tintenherz's national animal is the martin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tintenherz is ranked 66,611th in the world and 13th in Universal Dream Network for Most Stationary, with 721.24858006728 days.

Top
1%
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 995thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,023rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,063rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,219thHighest Crime Rates: 1,305thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,756thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,807thHighest Economic Output: 1,907thLargest Populations: 1,949thFattest Citizens: 2,067thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,142ndMost Rebellious Youth: 2,229thMost Avoided: 2,479thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,658thTop
5%
Most Armed: 3,840thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,176thRudest Citizens: 5,724thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,743rdMost Influential: 6,087thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,893rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,226thSmartest Citizens: 8,669thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,776thLargest Insurance Industry: 10,810thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,954thMost Cultured: 11,995thLargest Retail Industry: 12,511thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,569thHighest Average Incomes: 13,347thTop
10%
Nudest: 15,851stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,489thMost Secular: 17,930thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,028thMost Politically Free: 24,754thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 24,897thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 24,925thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25,386thLargest Information Technology Sector: 26,908thLargest Mining Sector: 28,383rd
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Most Extreme: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tintenherz, the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame.
  • : Tintenherz was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies.
  • : Tintenherz was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Tintenherz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Tintenherz was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Tintenherz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Tintenherz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Tintenherz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Tintenherz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Tintenherz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.

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