Population | 37.471 billion |
Capital | Dunkelheit |
Currency | book |
Animal | martin |
The Free Land of Tintenherz is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, rampant corporate plagiarism, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 37.471 billion Tintenherzians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Education, although Industry, Social Policy, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dunkelheit. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Tintenherzian economy, worth a remarkable 6,809 trillion books a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 181,715 books, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,552,590 per year while the poor average 3,706, a ratio of 418 to 1.
The national security service are a bunch of crooks, the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment, meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions, and the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Tintenherz's national animal is the martin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Tintenherz is ranked 66,611th in the world and 13th in Universal Dream Network for Most Stationary, with 721.24858006728 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Tintenherz, the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame.
- : Tintenherz was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies.
- : Tintenherz was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Tintenherz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
- : Tintenherz was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Tintenherz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
- : Tintenherz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Tintenherz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
- : Tintenherz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
- : Tintenherz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.