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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,693rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,862ndLargest Populations: 13,753rd
The Watchfires of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Skin on skin, let the love begin
Influence
Hermit
Vice-Delegate
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Few

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TJU-1

Population21.595 billion

Currency$$
Animal$$

The Watchfires of TJU-1 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 21.595 billion TJU-1ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.6%.

The thriving TJU-1ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,751 trillion $$s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 81,120 $$s, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 247,054 per year while the poor average 20,672, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show, it is illegal to liberate slaves, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TJU-1's national animal is the $$, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

TJU-1 is ranked 37,212th in the world and 1st in The Jewish Union for Most Stationary, with 1,223.58159190728 days.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,693rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,862ndLargest Populations: 13,753rdHighest Economic Output: 14,726thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 15,079thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 17,876thLargest Black Market: 17,994thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 22,800thSafest: 25,164thMost Authoritarian: 27,699th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : TJU-1 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : TJU-1 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : TJU-1 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : TJU-1 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : TJU-1 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : TJU-1 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : TJU-1 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : TJU-1 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : TJU-1 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : TJU-1 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.

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