The Classic Commonwealth of Toerana II is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by BowShot118 Kyosson with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, humorless population of 10.446 billion Toeranans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eboracum. The average income tax rate is 66.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Toeranan economy, worth 815 trillion Toeranan Pounds a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,028 Toeranan Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Cars are banned, customs officers pretend not to hear shouts of "HELP LET ME OUT!" emerging from diplomatic bags, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, and Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Toerana II's national animal is the Llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is UniWardrobeism.

Toerana II is ranked 261,576^th in the world and 2^nd in AGoodRegionName for Nudest, with 58.5 cheeks per square mile.