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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,704thMost Influential: 2,849thMost Inclusive: 3,114th
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Toilet Man

Population5.021 billion

CapitalYggdrassil
LeaderSanta Claus
FaithAthyism

CurrencyBrains
AnimalBat

The Lucky of Toilet Man is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, otherworldly petting zoo, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.021 billion Big Pooprs hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 84.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pooping economy, worth 917 trillion Brains a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 182,695 Brains, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

National parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys', arms manufacturers and mild-mannered journalists have been outed as superheroes, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, and coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops. Crime is totally unknown. Toilet Man's national animal is the Bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Athyism.

Toilet Man is ranked 16,961st in the world and 733rd in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 97 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,704thMost Influential: 2,849thTop
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Most Inclusive: 3,114thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,870thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,884thNicest Citizens: 3,946thMost Efficient Economies: 4,551stLargest Welfare Programs: 4,801stMost Rebellious Youth: 4,847thRudest Citizens: 4,926thMost Pacifist: 5,669thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,789thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,791stHighest Food Quality: 6,300thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,673rdHighest Poor Incomes: 7,062ndLargest Retail Industry: 8,170thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,282ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,618thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,000thLargest Governments: 9,340thSmartest Citizens: 9,499thMost Developed: 9,736thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,077thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,334thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,372ndHighest Average Incomes: 12,966thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,220thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,843rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,024thTop
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Nudest: 16,176thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,494thMost Cultured: 16,961stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18,145thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,547thLowest Crime Rates: 23,235thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 26,352ndSafest: 27,426thMost Advanced Public Transport: 28,031st
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 86th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 141st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 144th in the regionMost Inclusive: 171st in the regionRudest Citizens: 172nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 199th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 207th in the regionNicest Citizens: 208th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 214th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 234th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 240th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 281st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 288th in the regionMost Pacifist: 299th in the regionNudest: 313th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 315th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 315th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 315th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 326th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 401st in the regionLargest Governments: 423rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 427th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 448th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 463rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 468th in the regionMost Developed: 501st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 502nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 538th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 563rd in the regionMost Influential: 660th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 663rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 666th in the region

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