The Free Council Republic of Toktoria is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Leudkantsler Poktor Dolize with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, soft-spoken computers, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate population of 4.312 billion Toktorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zarentsol. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Toktorian economy, worth 844 trillion Tokkreds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 195,870 Tokkreds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No one is quite sure what many government officials look like, the endangered saltwater humpback Shtukabat is only seen in captivity programs, the only crimes that get investigated are doughnut heists, and Toktorian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact. Crime is totally unknown. Toktoria's national animal is the Shtukabat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Toktoria is ranked 17,430^th in the world and 2^nd in Endealand for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91.89 law-abiding acts per hour.