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Nudest: 104thLeast Corrupt Governments: 267thLargest Publishing Industry: 355th
The Dream of
Left-wing Utopia
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Toney River

Population31.065 billion

CapitalSunrise

Currencylibrary book
Animalurban fox

The Dream of Toney River is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 31.065 billion Toney River-rats are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sunrise. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The Toney Riverian economy, worth a remarkable 5,505 trillion library books a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 177,212 library books, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs, and the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts. Crime is totally unknown. Toney River's national animal is the urban fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Toney River is ranked 207,823rd in the world and 24th in The Maritimes for Most Primitive, scoring -126.52 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Nudest: 104thLeast Corrupt Governments: 267thLargest Publishing Industry: 355thMost Rebellious Youth: 502ndMost Stationary: 596thMost Pacifist: 610thSafest: 802ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 867thMost Cultured: 925thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,190thSmartest Citizens: 1,234thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,380thMost Secular: 1,517thNicest Citizens: 1,594thHighest Economic Output: 1,759thLargest Governments: 1,766thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,040thLargest Populations: 2,133rdMost Beautiful Environments: 2,192ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,235thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,281stTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,503rdLargest Welfare Programs: 2,746thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,952ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3,160thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,342ndMost Advanced Public Education: 3,766thMost Inclusive: 4,522ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,160thMost Influential: 6,304thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,320thLowest Crime Rates: 9,357thHighest Average Incomes: 9,511thMost Income Equality: 11,277thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 13,536thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,020thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,831st
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Largest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the region

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