Population | 17.593 billion |
Currency | topkekerino |
Animal | kekaroo |
The Kingdom of Topkekerinburg is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 17.593 billion Topkekerinbourgeoisie are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.9%.
The very strong Topkekerinbourgeois economy, worth a remarkable 1,362 trillion topkekerinoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 77,419 topkekerinoes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 292,619 per year while the poor average 14,251, a ratio of 20.5 to 1.
Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Topkekerinburg's national animal is the kekaroo, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
Topkekerinburg is ranked 10,254th in the world and 1st in The Savage Garden for Most Stationary, with 2,324.88235235212 days.
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Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Topkekerinburg was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : Topkekerinburg was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Topkekerinburg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Topkekerinburg's influence in The Savage Garden fell from "Hegemony" to "Dominator".
- : Topkekerinburg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Topkekerinburg's influence in The Savage Garden rose from "Dominator" to "Hegemony".
- : Topkekerinburg was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
- : Topkekerinburg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes and the Top 10% for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Topkekerinburg was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Topkekerinburg was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.